Hey hey, I’m reading alongside my friends Sean H. Doyle and Tobias Carroll at next month’s installment of the Book Report Reading series, curated by Leigh Stein & Sasha Fletcher. It’ll be Tuesday April 8 at le Poisson Rouge in NYC at 7pm and tooooooooons of fun so come one come all!!
THAT’S WHAT HE SAID
As a kid, Judy Blume used to make up book reports on fake books.
When she woke up she put the coffee on and after she put the coffee on she poured that coffee into an enamel mug and tipped into it some milk and as it blossomed and bloomed inside the mug she drank it right down.
After the coffee she stood for a moment staring at the sun and went out to the porch to sweep but the boards began to creak so she walked across the yard and plucked a crow from the tree and unraveled that crow like a clementine and cooked its flesh in her mouth and then ate it.
When she finished the crow she repaired to the porch and spat nails from her mouth and the nails fixed the creaky boards. After that she swept for miles.
Erin Barker is the first woman to win two Moth GrandSLAM championships. She has appeared on The Moth Radio Hour, and one of her stories was included in The Moth’s New York Times-bestselling book. As senior producer of The Story Collider, a live storytelling show and a podcast that has been downloaded over a million times, she helps scientists and others tell their true, personal stories about science.
Sarah Bridgins’ poems have appeared in MonkeyBicycle, InDigest, Sink Review, Bone Bouquet, NAP, and Thrush among other journals. Her chapbook “We Are Not Pilgrims,” was recently published by Mondo Bummer, and her book reviews and interviews have been featured on Bookslut, The Rumpus, and the NY Daily News’ books blog.
TONIGHT at The Book Report
It’s like there was a party in my mouth and everyone was throwing up.
— Anonymous review of Sandra Lee’s “Fiesta Fondu”
I will be discussing Sandra Lee’s cookbooks at The Book Report next Tuesday. Join me! It’s definitely going to be a party and hopefully no one will throw up. (via sbridgins)
Hear Sarah dish (get it?) on Sandra Lee at The Book Report! Tuesday, 5/11, 7pm, The Gallery at LPR, 158 Bleecker Street